Rules and Things

1). One thing is that never lie to a professor, they know when you’re lying.

2). The second thing is you never feed the dog your food, it throws up and your parents find out.

3). The third thing is never tell a girl’s friend when you are about to date her, the friend always rats you out.   P.S Never happened to me.

4).The fourth thing is never go to the bathroom in a Porty Potty, there are mean kids that sometimes shake the Porty Potty when you’re in it.   P.S Also never happened to me.

5). The last thing is never go to Africa because there are lions and they will eat you if you don’t keep your eye out.